It's all part of Tarkin Doctrine.

This looks even worse than that failed pilot for Young MacGyver.

"Thank you, Señor MacGyver, you saved our village."

It's difficult to narrow down but I'd have to go with either Alias or Battlestar Galactica.

So, BBC Newsnight had North Carolina Republican Congressman Robert Pittenger on to discuss the recent police shootings and it went about as well as you'd expect:

Wait, he just supports racial profiling in Chicago? Oh, never mind, that's so much better.

So, it would seem the new MacGyver is not a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap
that will never make me want to retch.

I thought it might have been but I checked the Cool Jeopardy Stories Twitter account and it seems like his anecdote from yesterday's show was about having a weird laugh or something. I assume the story about getting punched was on Alex's card. He really dropped the ball by not asking about it.

It's probably not the most original answer but I think I have to go with Star Wars.

Today in Anecdotes:

But they can't drop their reviews, I finally created a Batman villain gimmick account for the new season!

Whataburger just hates women.

Given his role in the Terri Schiavo case, I can't feel too sorry for him. He can go fuck himself.

Sometimes I feel sorry for Jeb! Then I remember the Terri Schiavo debacle and the sympathy goes away.

I personally think Batman Day has gotten too commercial.

At least Lex rocks the Heisenberg look, instead of the monstrosity that is Donald Trump's hair.

Now we just need a contemporary comic book creator to do a commercial for button fly jeans with Spike Lee.

Somewhat relevant Onion article:

Hey, he went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College!

CBS sucks. Why can't they just give the rights back to Marvel?