How are both of those not caused by people?

Do they own any in Kansas? Had to buy shampoo out of vending at 1 of them.

Underfunded or inefficient?

None of them are worse than this guy:

Please let him know you’re not coming so he can turn off the light. Wasting electricity is bad for the environment.

Super 8's should get ready for a bump in business.

If it’s from the Neolithic period but not legally protected can I still draw a dick on it?

Bunch of hypocrites.

Have fun on youtube tonight.

That sounds about right. I seem to remember pages flying off a calendar to indicate time passing.

Since Congress is in session if Trump hides it on his desk it will become law after 10 days. Right?

I’d have popped the window and gone with the taser a lot faster than this cop.

The white people I’ve seen try this shit get they’re windows popped quicker than 20 minutes.

I forgot. My apologies.

Progress

This would have saved me a trip to the store last night. I don’t hate it.

It’s been so long since I’ve read the book. How long is the time period the story covers?

I call bs. When was the last time you broke into any of the millions of vending machines that already exist?

Boom! Roasted.

Seriously? The local bodega is the “only beautiful thing left in this world”. Have you ever seen a sunset?