I wish. My mom’s got a sweet basement. I live in 800 miles away from my parents.

Am I? Then how did I just calculate my pulse at about 66bpm?

Women already had to meet with someone 3 days before getting the abortion. You will need to do better.

Thank you for being helpful. That makes sense. Other commentors are not so nice. Have a good day.

Sounds like a combination of the Articles of Confederation and the Civil War.

It’s silly. But doesn’t it amount to the driver flipping a switch? Please help a grey understand.

Are you from Missouri? I am. Show me “all sorts of complications” or show yourself out.

Are you going to be out or at home tonight?

What new “all sorts of complications for doctors and patients” does this bill create? Seems like the woman needs to get a note from the doctor and the abortion provider might need to get bigger containers to ship tissue. Am I missing something?

To start the country should deport undocumented gang members as quickly as possible. Can we agree on that?

Bro, I didn’t ask and don’t care.

Compromise: 50 gallon drum; trebuchet; then shipped to Hong Kong (standard shipping not express).

Your failings aren’t my responsibility. Calling something out doesn’t make a person mad.

Stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen.

No one’s making an excuse so I can’t do that.

Yes, I do. It’s not my fault I got pulled out of the greys.

Fuck this guy and fuck snakes. 20 years isn’t enough. I’m calling for death by catapult!

Please, I call out stupidity on both sides. I call Donny an idiot in my original comment. I’m not “OK” with his speech. I’m also not “OK” with this Jezebel article, if not fear mongering, fury mongering.

Can Trump stop making military decisions and just let Secretary Mattis do his thing?

You’re right. Those who voted for him probably didn’t see or don’t care to see the difference.