Eat a bag of white skittles. That meme is smart, funny and an accurate statement.

Did it ever occur to you to move out of the way of the shit? If I see somebody about to shit all over me I’m stepping away. But you do you.

Ya see, you say it is agreed white skittles were a bad choice but then go on to show several examples of people not agreeing. Am I the only one to notice this contradiction?

That is why you fail.

Not bad. But Eddie Murphy did it better.

Yeah, ok. Nothing better the U.N. could direct resources too? I guess the U.N. is running a surplus and has money to burn on pet projects.

Nice.

Where is all of the powdered milk coming from?

Awesome! My 5k time hovers around 22 minutes so I’m above average. You know, since my heart doesn’t explode.

Shit, I get bored after 3 miles. It has nothing to do with pace. Top speed isn’t a pace over a long distance. It’s the fastest speed you can reach. Think running a 40.

I took it as average top speed. Not average mile pace. Most people can easily run a short burst over 8.6 mph. Easily long enough to catch a chicken.

Is 8.6 mph really how fast the average person can run? This seems low to me. If your top speed is 8.6 mph you are very, very slow.

Serious question: Is that really still considered an abortion?

Mr. Moon is a hoosier (St. Louis meaning).

Good on the fraternity for donating part of the money to organizations that promote sexual assault awareness education, prevention training and victim counseling.

They also have to re-roll the pennies when they’re done counting. That’s important. Builds character.

What does Deborah Dinner think about her? Has anyone asked Becky Breakfast?

Why aren’t these guys holding somebody’s pocket in prison yet?

No pudding pops where he’s going.

Balls are the issue honey.