Can I still ride them down the stairs when I’m drunk?

And people say evolution/natural selection aren’t real.

Make her keep her dick longer.

Yeah, you’re right -- no Rasta would object. My bad.

This surprises no one.

Multiple rules.

I’m sorry, but she’s fucking whining. The rules may be stupid, but she’s IN JAIL. What does she expect? She’s embarrassed because shes been disciplined? Ugh.

I agree with this comment.

Right? Holy shit she’s such a fucking handful.

Where would you propose they get one from?

I don’t quite get the outrage over Chelsea Manning. She leaked classified information and received punishment for it. I feel bad that she seems to have severe mental health issues (not referring to her gender identity here), but why are we making her a martyr? She seems like a royal pain in the ass prisoner.  

Yes, it’s because rape is a far bigger crime than underage drinking. They don’t want to discourage rape victims from coming forward because they were drinking/doing drugs.

Yeah... it should be obvious where that line between a drunken one night stand and rape is. If the girl remembers giving consent to have sex... then that isn’t rape. That’s a pretty clear sign she was lucid enough. Though, it starts to get dicey if one party is stone cold sober, rather than both parties being wasted. …

(1) I didn’t know that many mothers were immortal before. (2) Who is killing these mothers? And (3) Why didn’t Hillary put any kind of security in place for these mothers given that there is some kind of mother-murdering maniac on the loose?

I don’t think you know what that word means.

Well this is certainly a reasonable take. Not at all an embellishment or disrespectful to the thousands, if not millions of people who have actually been affected by genocide. But yes cops are definitely targeting and gunning down every single person of color in this country. Definitely similar to the over 5 million…

A genocide? Really? I think you’d better watch some documentaries on Nazi Germany, Serbia/Croatia and Darfur and report back to me. But your hysterics are impressive.

Huh? I think he’s literally saying he has to get back to work monitoring the situation tonight. Like, I have a lot of criticism of the guy, but this was a weird interpretation of what he said.

Right. They should not shoot people who have guns and do not obey commands. You’re a dumbass.

Let’s not give Don too much credit.