Agents hyping their clients do. The color commentator on a broadcast might.

Assaulting another inmate vs. assaulting herself. Still assault.

I have very little compassion for traitors. Firing squad?

There’s your problem. You need to upgrade to a brain slug.

Sounds boring.

What would women come up with? I like the Beyonce one. Got any more?

She’s got lawyers. She’s been using them to incessantly whine since she got sent away. Breaking the rules has consequences. Let her have counseling but she still has to face some kind of punishment. Restrict her exercise time? 

Kardashian with a skill set is pretty funny.

We get it! You don’t like baseball. It is a complex and complicated sport.

She didn’t even put Sandlot in the list of baseball movies she knows.

Boom! Roasted.

Not that big a mystery. There are a lot more tv shows than movies.

You don’t include the Sandlot in your list of baseball movies?!?!?!? You have lost all credibility.

Criminals these days do have weak ankles.

Maybe counselling for the transition but that doesn’t change the fact that she has broken rules. Rules that are to be strictly followed. There has to be some punishment. Could she be put on a bread and water diet?

Her being in prison is showing a lot of empathy. Traitors used to get short drops and sudden stops.

How about the other inmates get to hold her down and give her an awful waffle?

How about an nice ball and chain?

And a spectacular asshole at that.

How about a ball and chain?