$100k isn’t that impressive unless you can pull it in a place so rural the average salary is $40k.  Salaries get hideously relative.

As a hot blooded American, what i’m really hearing here is that there’s a market for cheap food and drinks for conservatives in Washington. CAPITALISM HO!

I know right? Her jeans are engineering marvels. Bless her!

I’m surprised this story even blew up- I thought everyone already knew all high end brands do this. 

This feels like a rejected Onion article.

“Civilians do not generally wear camouflage” -- written by someone who has never been to a Wal-Mart in the Midwestern/Southern U.S.

Have they considered working together in a 80's montage to finish a large task?

“genetic luck” or not, Tom Brady is famous because of his talent. Kim K is famous b/c she had sex on camera and has a rich dad. There’s a big difference between the two, even if, today, they’re kind of viewed the same way.

Wait. So... this is going to be Charmed but... with “topical subject of the week” plots?

Oh my God, that sounds so incredibly awful, and not in the good sense.

“Mel is an outspoken feminist and graduate student, while Maggie is a freshman who’s hanging with sorority girls at what basically amounts to an Iraq War-themed rush party.”

Yeah, an American company catering to an American demographic. Fucking weird, right?

And it has been so far: In the face of a 278% increase in charter school enrollment since 2006 and per-pupil spending that puts California 46th out of 50 states, the UTLA has responded with demands that go beyond teacher pay, including immigrants’ rights, increased affordable housing in Los Angeles, a stop to random…

Wasn’t it you that called Barack Obama shitty because he wasn’t out there doing more?

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I’m looking forward to Marvel underpromoting both of them and then duly cancelling them in 4 months

I’m 100% convinced Hamilton Nolan is a collective pseudonym, not a real person.

Maybe they’re tired of dogs pissing and shitting and their owners not cleaning it up.

For fuck’s sake, the blatant sizeism on top of the speciesism really needs to be brought to heel.

Keep your fucking pets at home fachrissakes. This has been a public service announcement.