Not surprised. It’s Somalia.

It is Somalia.

Meh.

Montage!

They do. It costs like $30 without insurance. They give them out free at my work. I tend to read things too literally. So when he said vaccines (plural) I thought flu and.......How many flu shots does a person need in a year?

How is the infield fly rule a scam? It’s literal purpose is to prevent a scam.

Right, and then they’ll call for rounding the points off kitchen knives.

I’m assuming you’re an adult. How many vaccines do you need? Did your parents not get you immunized as a child?

“.....that has left America in its worst inequality crisis in a century.”

Didn’t even know following people was an option on Spotify. I wonder how many people are know I’m listening to a series on WWI.

Were you ever really trying though? I mean, if you’ve never slow creeped a girl on Spotify to know the perfect time to slide into her dm’s after she’s been vibing to the new [insert popular artist] album what were you even doing?

If someone doesn’t do the things you listed what would they be missing out on?

Listen to the silence. That’s what I thought.

Took me awhile to find this. It represents my general attitude toward the whole situation.

You’re generalizing but be specific. How did Matt Groening ever silence you? Or anyone you know?

Honest question: How many of those being offended were still watching The Simpsons?

Good...Good...Let the Kinja flow through you.

The only purpose of public dogs is to confirm that my dog is the cutest and all other dogs are inferior. My dog is the best. Deal with it.

Is credit for Chelsea Peretti’s compensation due more to the union or to her talent? Keep in mind, if you say it’s because of the union you’re sexist and a horrible person.

After the layoffs is Buzzfeed UK profitable?