Nope. That makes you whiter and more racistier. Eating dark chocolate is an act of violence against dark skinned people. It’s also the embodiment of cultural appropriation because you literally make the dark chocolate a part of you.

Saying, “I don’t give a shit about Corey Stewart,” works for me. Why’d you order the nothing burger?

Worked for my Grandpa. Used 4-5 cords for a few hours while we bought and set up a generator during a power outage on his side of the street. The other side happened to be on another grid.

Why do people want Cuomo to give money back to Trump? Seems like the calls should be for him to donate it.

Interesting. Then it sounds like it comes down to what the daughter was doing. Was there no option to relocate the mother? Get extension cords to reach to the neighbors house (not that far, 2 or 3 should do it)? Why wait until the backup canister was out to call EMS? Why only have 1 backup canister (maybe cost,…

Hahaha. Thanks for putting up with my trolling. It’s been fun. We’ll make it quick. All head shots.

Sounds like it comes down to whether or not the medical device was registered with the utility company. The daughter says it was and the power company says, “They had not notified us of any medical circumstances in the home.”

Now you’re assuming people in wheelchairs have hands and can use them well enough to carry and use a straw. You can’t win.

Then I agree. The joke failed. Sorry.

From a physics standpoint at least.

I buy Zombie Max. It’s the number 1 round for taking down zombies.

“.....but what do I know.”

The information is there. Seems like the messaging is off. The person giving the pitch (you) could be the problem.....

If you’re doing the fucking aren’t you the one who’d give the reach around? Like, how would you do the fucking and get a reach around at the same time?

Some dudes have really big dicks. They get in the way sometimes.

You’re assuming everyone who needs a straw can walk. That is extremely abelist and makes you a terrible person.

I feel like the market for reusable crazy straws is going to blow up soon. Anybody want to help me exploit it?

I missed the boxing analogy because I was distracted by the horrible baseball analogy. HamNo should avoid sports. Stick to promoting unions and being outraged.

I’m not willing to give up access to free, instantaneous, essentially unlimited porn. I’m out. Good luck.

Politics, to them, is just another inning of baseball to be won, and the only thing that really matters is who is putting up points.