It's like garbage that sorts itself. 

Very timely. They must’ve watched John Oliver’s Sunday episode on authoritarianism and thought “oh, there’s no much more we could be doing.”

Funny how we’ve been doing these briefings for almost 100 years and this administration is the first one to feel the need to issue restrictive rules of conduct.

Why would a prince marry a zombie?

It’s like watching my own life. Spooky. 

One thing I miss about my old team at work, was several people had babies in the few year we were all together. My straight, married, make boss threw the BEST work babyshowers ever! AND he made the most intricate, elaborate diaper cakes on the planet. One year we were doing a double shower for him and a female…

My best friend got married a couple of years ago. She’s super low key and didn’t really want a hen do or a shower (just one of the many reasons she is an awesome best friend). A few mates took her out for dinner and drinks, but that was it. She kept telling me that she really just wanted to celebrate with her dad. He…

DETAILS OBSCURED FOR REASONS!

So twenty years ago, my cousin announces she’s getting married. Ok, cool. She’s having her bridal shower in a German social club somewhere in the mid west two days before the wedding. Ok, cool. I’m her maid of honor, but the groom’s mother has planned this, and I’m a broke college student,…

My SIL’s shower has hands down become a family legend. Brunch theme, hired an omelette man caterer to come and, as you guessed, make omelettes on demand to people’s orders. One of the grandmothers brought out her lovely crystal wine glasses to use for mimosas. Omelette man arrives with an assistant-it’s a young guy…

My sister’s best friend had gotten engaged. Not a good idea. All they did was fight. Well two weeks before the shower the couple had a huge, very ugly fight that pretty much ended things. Except not officially I guess.

Jim. Acosta is a well-known reporter.

This makes my skin crawl. As a white man i want to say “nah uhh” but i fucking know its true. I wish i knew where to even begin to try and at least open some eyes...

Why are we letting this administration do these things like they’re normal?

had been suspended because he placed “his hands on a young woman.”

Why are we letting this administration do these things like they’re normal? I don’t necessarily mean us little people, at least in this situation. The rest of the reporters in that room? Their network bosses? Unions? Someone to take immediate and direct action?

I always justify all these signs because I assume that Republicans have a lot of extra money from the NRA they just need to spend, these signs aren’t purchased by real people, they’re purchased by corporations and lobbies who want to advance their interest — I honestly don’t know if it’s true, but it helps me when I…

My friend’s water broke this morning but she stopped to vote on the way to the hospital. Her daughter is going to be fierce as fuck!

This made me cry at my desk

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