Also, what is your favorite vocal performance?

I usually hate Christmas music, but Mariah’s voice has never sounded better than “O Holy Night.”

I once had a blasphemous dream. Think of it as the porn parody of Jesus.

Yes.

Holy shit you're right?

Well, let’s see, I made my hypothesis.

But seriously. Does this confirm or deny my hypothesis?

Here's my hypothesis. Zayn is objectively the “hot one.” You are now free to submit evidence confirming or rejecting this hypothesis.

Bwahaha!

You have to soak them with a 2-1 bear vodka ratio, and mix it constantly.

Gummy bears are the way to go.

I get the feeling it had to have been. Because most sane people would never do something like this.

And it fights you on the way down.

No, unfortunately.

Unpopular opinion:

See, but I’ve heard people put celery and apples into the stuffing to give it a sour sweet taste. So it’s understandable.

Listen, in Korea, we have Sannakji. It’s octopus tentacles (or baby octopus) that you dip in sesame oil and spices and you swallow. And that’s not for Thanksgiving.

I have absolutely no chill.

Other Gay Cousin: Maybe it’s because you’re so geeky, and have no style. That’s why you’re single.

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