I responded to myself.

I posted it as a response to myself.

So it’s about a group of college honors freshman, in a fictional country, that have to take a bullshit “Intro to University” class together. They live in the same building with each other, and have to face various issues pertaining to race, politics, sexuality, and chaos, as their country suffers growing pains.

I’m working on a story, and it’s coming along really weirdly so far. Want to hear the premise?

It's separate scenes in the book.

There was so much wrong with the grammar, that it was more offensive than the subject matter at times.

I thought you puckered your lips, not your nipples.

I possibly threw up three times while writing this.

Also, where did all the commas come from?

Reminder, she gave us these gems:

Their combined cheekbones will be so sharp, Katanas will have nothing on them.

I don't know, and yet our population has increased by nearly 5 percent in the past 4-5 years, and still steadily growing.

Sure this is nice, but in Hawaii, where I grew up, you need to currently be making $31.61 an hour to afford a two bedroom apartment at fair market price. You also have to pay a median home price of $415,000 for a single family home.

Clicking on the links and reading the attached articles, I always wonder, why is it that in pretty much every shooting, there’s a “_____ was so nice, _____ is this, here is ______’s family background.”

Mostly because of the fact that Dolezal’s actions in the classroom were inappropriate, and that she should be put on leave.

Then, may I invite you to The Salad Bowl? It’s a sub-blog run by POC for POC.

If you want to call the Africana Studies program to complain:

That’s not a- ALL HAIL THE HYPNO TOAD.

The real enemy, I declare, is Paula Deen.

I mean... I guess? You’re asking which chopstick is the fork, and which one’s the spoon?