The collected works of Jimmy Buffet should do nicely.

Sitting at a round table, I hope.

Here you go:

Ugh. I'm in a similar situation. Wish I had the answers, but I don't. :|

Well, it wasn't anything bad, really. In fact, I thought your initial remark was pretty inspiring.

Oh! Well ok, maybe I'm funnier than I thought.

Equipment check:

If that's the one with Patrick Stewart in it as well, a friend of mine gave me that DVD. I have yet to watch it, but am very keen to do so.

Time zones and work schedules can be a real PITA, so if you don't have any other indicators of trouble, maybe he really was just busy.

I'm guessing there's no way I'm that funny without some liquid assistance on your end... ;D

Sigh. Oh well.

Your cat and I have something in common: We've both been hitting the rum tonight!

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Well, to be fair, that picture isn't really directly related to the point. But I'm glad you're enjoying it anyway. :)

;D

"Turns out Planet of the Apes really isn't that good of a movie. i'm only half-watching."

You killed a tree???

That's a real shame, and I'm very sorry. He should have your back on this, all the way.

"You're wet and transparent!"

Thanks. At least with digital hoarding, I can still walk around my house!*