Aw, but that takes thought and work!

well, his body had a way of shutting that down.

Zach: is it really you or a wax doll........

I happen to have bipolar disorder type I. Although I've done strange things while manic that I would never do in a healthy mental state, I've never sexually assaulted anyone. According to my team of doctors, being manic just amps up your ordinary personality; it doesn't turn Jekylls into Hydes. Kinda like being drunk.…

...Seriously guys?

Coincidence that the two are spelled somewhat similarly?

I get that Clinton is just trying to distance herself from the current Democratic president in order to run her own campaign, and it's what every candidate in history has done, but all of these little "I'm not like him" jabs are just reminding me why I didn't vote for her in the primaries in 2008. She's always come…

so Hillary's racism in the same campaign was okay?

The woman's voice in the video that laughs and says "also motorcycles"- that's clearly an adult's voice. A stupid, stupid adults voice. So he was getting positive adult feedback on that shit. No wonder he's such an ass.

Did you this?

Who told a rich white girl that college wasn't possible?

It's not self-centered. She grew up hardcore COGIC (her father is a Pastor) and, this is not to sound harsh, but if you don't really understand the cultural prevalence of ultra religiosity in, specifically, the Southern Black community, it's best not to judge. Feel sad for her (I do and I understand it complete being…

They're not paying you great at the Daily Show, huh, Jessica?

"I think that health and age is fair game. It was fair game for Ronald Reagan. It was fair game for John McCain."

Mmmmm, I want me summa that Cheadle. Can we just have a Cheadle party?

and a black and white cookie for me

You were doing the same damn thing yesterday.

Clearly Monica, a intern in her young 20s, was a predator against literally the most powerful man in the world. Isn't he the real victim here?

But is that a common thing? I've heard this complaint before but I don't think that's the majority attitude at all. I feel like on anything posted on Jezebel (or across Gawker and the internet at large) there's always a sense of normal fandom about any given issue. There will always be hyperbole but the love for…

I totally do. Espeeecially when white people complain about why she's seen as such an important figure and gets so much attention, and explain to me why she's not a feminist to look toward and act completely annoyed by one of the few black folk getting similar exposure to other big name artists but don't run their…