Unfortunately, that pattern (on mes, feels better, stops meds) is very common. I've had a window seat to mental illness the bulk of my life through various extremely close friends and/or relatives, and the truth is that it is incredibly exhausting for all involved. It's not the fault of the ill party that they're…

But but but but J LAW IS OUR BFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God, I hate that show so much. If I wanted to watch a group of obnoxious, oblivious self-adsorbed assholes living in New York, I'd just watch Friends re-runs.

Well look at that! It didn't take long a white lady to derail the conversation and call me uneducated. I think it's HILARIOUS that a person claiming 99% of overweight people can't lose weight is calling me uneducated. Ok lady, have a great night. I'm done with you, please don't bother responding.

She's really sorry this time and she'll never do anything like that again, baby. She swears. You know she loves him.

No. Because cheesy romantic comedy leads are usually women who are too busy with their demanding careers to reach their full beauty potential, i.e. hair is always up instead of in loose beachy waves, they wear glasses instead of contacts, button down shirts instead of high heels with mini dresses. To be a successful…

They are so... lacking in personality. I mean, the closest you get to a personality there is the one girl who likes Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

R Kelly AND Terry Richardson?

Hey guys, we're having a hard time deciding which of Wonder Woman's origins to go with—

Tomorrow when you go, ask about work-study (if you can do it, of course). I know what you mean about loans - if you have maxed out with pell grants, TAP, whatever else, they may refer you to a lender. Take a careful look at interest rates, and ask them (the lender, or your school if they work with a lender/bank) if…

I don't know where you go to school (obviously) but where I went the financial aid office was really shady, I think their performance was based on how many full cost of tuition loans they closed through Sallie Mae. Avoid Sallie Mae like the plague if you can, their rates are really high, impossible to refinance, and…

You need to start by trying for government financial aid, which starts with the FAFSA website ( https://fafsa.ed.gov/). Fill out your information there before you do anything. If you haven't used much financial aid before, you'll have plenty available to you at this point, as long as your current guardians don't…

Generally, you apply now and in the next few months for the next school year. So you can do the paperwork for next year, and they will help you, but you may have missed the boat on this spring semester.

I'm planning to go to my financial aid department at my college sometime next week to inquire about taking out a student loan for next semester. It just hit me that I know nothing about student loans, so I'm walking into their office like a deer in a headlight. I'm 100% sure, that there are a few individuals here with…

They both seem like terrible people to me. She seems like one of those heinous Dance Mom types who doesn't have the sense to not get drunk and violent at a football game when children are nearby. They seem like overprivileged bro-frat jerks. It's a match made in hell.

So...Rent-a-Swag?

Your body shaming is giving me nightmares.

Yeah, but you're forgetting that according to geniuses who "write" for Jezebel, it's only women who are victimized and body shamed. [insert obligatory whining here]

Just give this woman the book deal she so wants. For fuck's sake....