We should send some American jizz as humanitarian aid to the UK

that’s the most shadiest beef ending hug ever

It looks like Kanye skinned Chewbacca

My first email account was Yahoo, I feel so much shame about that fact.

It’s was part of God’s plan for me to teach you, how to properly spell gouch.

yes

RG3 is the balls, Gruden is the gouch, and Synder is the asshole.

RG3 and Snyder will be doing the next investigation

That’s a better explanation for his sorry comb-over; I just assumed his comb-over existed because God did not like him.

Trump is like a cloud that rains golden shower

I predict alot of over the top drama over boring shit; reality tv is a medium that depends on managing drama properly, that’s what separates great reality tv from bad reality tv.

I actually don’t want a Mariah Carey reality show; even though she’s the prefect crazy for reality tv, I get alot of boring vibes from her.

fuck their graduation week

We should just call gun shot injuries like this liberty jizz

being dishonest on one’s dick

Bless you, you’re doing god’s work.

Never lie on your dick brah

The war on illegal immigration will be the next war on drugs; bloated, ineffective, and marginalizing, sounds like a peach.

My money is on rehab for a pill addiction

It’s nice to call police myopic thugs, but let’s not forget that a lot of the discretions that allows this kind of toxic policing to exist is built on the backs of the criminal justice system, the Supreme Court, laws, policies, customs, hate, and widespread public indifference and denial.