If you’re scare of just saying no, then just lie about the fact that you’ll be busy with something that would make it impossible to make the date. Wish her the best, and offer to buy a wedding gift for her.

• Delete all your web history and cookies

Given the fact that the bartender is an acquaintance of your roommate, and according to you it seems that you did not detect any malicious intent from the bartender. You can start it off by telling your roommate about how the bartender made you feel uncomfortable by touching you unnecessarily. If your roommate has…

I’m an extremely trusting person, but even I know that food labels should not be trusted under any circumstances.

No offense to you, but you seems more like the drama queen here than the dude. While it was shitty for him to physically express his disappointment with the whole situation. Which made you feel bad; you have to admit that you were sending mixed messages to him at his emotional expense.

I took a french class with dude that smelt like a sample dish of how a bum should smell like, and I remembered a day that he forgot his textbook. Nobody in the class would even look at him over the fear of being in close proximity to his filth ass. I decided to share my textbook with him, but under rule that I…

Furthermore I think you may get better clarity on this issue by actually having conversations about this kinda ideological differences with your partner, and try to focus it on how it would affect your current and future relationship endeavors.

As a former druggie, that’s now a casual druggie; drug use is not for everybody, my advise is to use and/or not use at your discretion.

The idea of feeling and being the same after years of dating or marriage is an unrealistic expectation because people are like an exponential function, they decay and/0r grow over a period of time. So the fact you’ve changed doesn’t come as a surprise to me, and the fact that you’re questioning your relationship…

Someone should probably introduce him to online dating, he’s fit right in with the creeps.

Anytime I see the word Fleshlight, I always look confuse until I remember that I had a friend who owned one, and calls it a pocket pussy.

He drinks budwesier out of a can, so you know he’s classy.

We live in a fucked up society that still views women as items to be collected in order to perpetuate the social norms, and mask the self-esteem issues caused by it.

Sloppy joes guys with shitty personalities always consider themselves a catch

You can be middle-aged at coachella, but you can't genuinely walk around under the illusion of the spirit of coachella.

I don’t know whether what you’re saying is true or false, and I also don’t care enough to fact check it.

He had to get his story straight, and plant evidence if it was necessary.

Police in America planting evidence happens all the time

Mario Lopez

No worries, Dr. Oz said it was cool and good for my body.