That's my go-to eye roll gif, you can never overuse it.

Queen

This video was everything I expected it to be from the get-go with a little bit of "real rock and real music complex", and "Nirvana is the greatest band ever. Youths being nostalgic about the past...

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Burning sensation while I pee will keep us together.

My dad is a citizen of Nigeria and United States, but he could not claim citizenship for Bermuda because that country has insane and red tape laced immigration and citizenship laws.

Thank you Oscars for not rewarding American Hustle

The best part of this monologue is how unbelievably boring, unfunny, and how badly timed it is, precisely what I was expecting from the Oscars.

I'm cool with Jackson, who was one of my favorite president coming outta of high school not getting as much as attention.

My president is Black, my Jesus is Black.

I can see where you're coming from, but it's not too much of a push if we had a class dedicated to the history of America from a less whitewashed point of view be included in our standard school curriculum. To keep middle America happy, I'm sure there will be a rally against it because it will be phrased as an…

I'm sure the people who died, and survived that ordeal are thankful for the amazing grace of "fairness time wise". Sometimes we have to face the shame of our history without trying to be robotic about it.

Sad to say, but the suffering of Native Americans is just so deeply whitewashed. I remember learning about the trail of tears in school, and I was surprised by how quickly we walked over something so vital to the geopolitical develop of America. Maybe a first step in this situation is to stop categorizing Native…

You should look into getting Obama-care, check the site.

When you have fuck you money, you can walk around in tracks all day.

The burden of great taste

My ass also comes with an ironic beard, if you know what I mean.

The title of this piece comes off very disingenuous to Sports Illustrated, even with it's flaws; this magazine report on sports in most of their issues.

All these "butt is back" comments seems so ridiculous to me because the butt never left for me. I was into butt before it was mainstream cool, I'm a butt hipster.