I would say more like “Fuck Everyone who voted” but who am I kidding.. It was like choosing which poison to take. The ballot read, and I quote: “You want the red restriction of freedoms or the blue restriction of freedoms? Either way, you will be fucked in the ass. XOXO Republicans & Democrats”

I had such grand images in my mind of a checkered flag being waved as a car sparked across the line on it’s roof. But alas, now I’m just disappointed.

Yeah, I was expecting an epic finish. Not a technicality...

The Gawker influence never truly leaves.

Me too... what the heck!

Yeah, I call bullshit on this.

Misleading title is misleading.

Here I was expecting him to side across the finish line on his roof!

All I read was a lot of people letting emotion guide them to freak out based on personal and mass media induced speculation.

The man hasn’t even done anything yet! This all based on their fear of the unknown because they don’t know yet what he’s going to to do. Jumping to conclusions is probably the only exercise some government employees get.

They’re extremely butt hurt and a lifetime of getting participation awards has not prepared them to take a loss with class. Instead, they wail and gnash their teeth like it’s the end of the world while also thinking that Hilary was a decent person. Trump won, but we would have lost either way! Hilary just played…

Fock you, the pyramids were built by Steve Martin. He had a condo made of stone-a.

More likely swinging the rear towards the pirates. Most ships under way are steered by a rudder at the aft end of the ship.

That’s a tragic underselling of the Things You Might Not Know channel. I, for example, didn’t know they even buried the guy under a fake name. I didn’t even know the allies had recovered the body and the documents themselves and kept the story up for decades. Some things - that I - did not know.

This whole 2016 election season has been so embarrassing I am not sure I’d want to really tell people I voted. It is like deciding which is best, to grind off my left arm with a paper shredder, or set my left leg on fire until it burns down to the bone.

RACISM CARD BONUS!!! +100 Gawker points for you.

Wow, do they have a crappy website or what? I don’t mean crappy as in 1995-crappy, I mean like someone let loose a company that used every new webby tool they could imagine on this site to make it almost impossible to use or find anything. I ALMOST gave up.

Wow, do they have a crappy website or what? I don’t mean crappy as in 1995-crappy, I mean like someone let loose a…

I was saying “take a breath” in the context of someone saying “Our country is going to collapse”.

Take a breath. Should he somehow manage to turn this thing around, believe it or not, 4-8 years of a Trump presidency will not signal the end of the country.