Jesus fuckin’ Christ, lady!

Not to open a can of worms on the whole gun control debate, but should we really be selling guns to blind people?

Citing facts and using evidence to back up one’s argument is now “yelling the loudest”?  And not the one that’s essentially plugging their ears and singing LALALALALA at the top of their lungs?  Sure thing, buddy.

It’s auto-loading. Not automatic. There’s a difference.

While perhaps true, the AR-15 isn’t an automatic weapon.

He prefers the term "Sturmabteilung."

Historical AND sci-fi reference, me likey!

George was right all along.

It’s fine, I have zero problem whatsoever with smelling like weed, but no they don’t. Not compared to actually smoking weed anyway.

Handle checks out.

I think its a “W” for Washington

He's actually standing in this picture. 

Good lord.

See, you get it. However, I feel I must be cavalier about it to counteract the ever burgeoning “safety-state”. The problem is that there will never be “safe-enough”, and that is inexorably leading to a state of constant surveillance, likely by an AI system that analyzes our every move.

Even presently, it’s quite…

$10 for a jar of marinara? Must be nice being part of the 1%

People who love cooking are really bad at imagining there are people who don’t love cooking.

Black Hole 2020

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

“That’s what a true Yankee star does, gift your fans with some swag and then leave them crying.”

We Entered Drew’s Mom’s Recipe In A Chili Cook-Off