TIL!
Thanks, going to employ this.

“40yr old Pujols”

+1 forged document 

I hope Kate Smith is draped in an American flag and burning in hell.

MERCY was shown.

Omolagato, Mr. Roboto.

Effectively Wild is that-a-way ---->

I see you.

I quite enjoyed the Just Dingers™ run with the D-Backs last year! Fun! 

much less threatening than a “you’re next”. I think I’ll let Donnie Baseball off on this one.

how small can a chip be before it’s no longer dippable?

It’s fascinating to me that a guy with 18 jacks to this point in the season has been worth exactly zero point zero WAR this year.

He was the worst of us. He was the best of us. I’ll miss you, Tony.

He was the worst of us. He was the best of us. I’ll miss you, Tony.

Better than most F1 owners who probably haven’t driven theirs twice.

haha the mic makes it

That’s the thing, I like Coney! But in doses. When Kay and O’Neill are there with him, I really do like what he brings. When Kay isn’t, he has too much free reign. This is not to say that Kay is good, but makes Coney better, for me anyways. And I love O’Neill. He can become a little rambunctious at times, but I find…

Give me the Warrior and Boomer! Not that I’ve dabbled in too many Padres broadcasts with Wells in the booth, but think of the tomfoolery that would ensue with those two! Coney brings good insight but I get tired of hearing ‘eye-wash’ at least once a game (Like, I get it man. You played ball) and otherwise feels like…

Yeah the sunglasses are a bad look. When the sun goes down I shove mine up my ass so as not to look like a douche.

nEiThEr CaN bE pReVeNtEd!

Apparently Pepperidge Farm AND Pink Skull remembers.