I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

Kelly Rowland is a huge J.R. Smith fan and was shouting down Igoudala from the upper deck. No mention of that apparently.

Remember when Bernie Sanders said the American dream was more possible in Venezuela than in the US? Good times. The American left loved to talk about how great Venezuela was until recently and you’re only just starting to see some mild criticism now that denying the disaster is impossible, even though this was…

Oh look another country descending into chaos because of socialism, but yes lets continue fostering its growth here in America.

Just had to leave a comment to say this was a fantastic article. Beautiful write up. Love your stuff.

PSA: I will pay someone to get on the fucking payload.

Still my all-time favorite Deadspin comment

This should really boost his Yards after Catch numbers.

The idea that this was a meaningless Clasico is the dumbest take ever.

+1 well done, you Magnificent Bastard!

In Winnie the Pooh, when Tigger loses his stripes, they paint them back on and he recovers his mojo.

He’s always been a guy who simply lives for competition. He wants to beat you whether you are the best in the world or a nine year old thalidomide kid with no limbs. He’s Michael Jordan, but with a bad back.

And people laughed at me for not dropping him from my fantasy team.

Well now maybe he can move on in peace with his life . . . sentence.

As a Cubs fan I immediately demand that Schwarber knock this the hell off. The man hits like Babe Ruth. He could play left field in a lawn chair for all I care.

I hadn’t even considered this, but the plot thickens!

It is still not clear to the family how Malachi got his hands on the dangerous weapon. Stephens said that he got the gun from a friend who got it from someone else. Investigators are looking into finding out who originally had the gun and passed it to the friend, the news station notes.

When I saw the kid wearing a Derrick Rose jersey, I figured he would dribble around for 23 seconds and then tear his ACL.

POLL TIME!

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