hahaha.

That was the absolute worst. God, I hated that rule.

“It wasn’t the prettiest shot” - did you see that fucking goal? Holy shit that was a beaut! You’re fucking lost, man,

you know what’s more important than your stupid, baseless opinion? The opinion of his peers. They give the Ted Lindsay Award to the guy voted by the players as the most outstanding. Guess who’s won it 3 times.

“and Game 7 hero Chris Kunitz (who did not),” Then he even inserts a gif showing that Kuni did, in fact, indisputably touch the trophy.

of fucking course the guy with the barbed wire tattoo is in the golden tee world championship. Does your tournament entry come with a free jaegerbomb?

yer mom does.

c’mon Barry, the only clinic you’ve been to gave you a pap smear.

And now I miss The Phat Phree...

Sid blew a few of those chances. That low blocker save was one where Sid kind of hit him with the puck. If he elevates, it’s in. if he turns it over to the backhand it’s in, etc. Pens just didn’t finish - except on the two goals where they did. Also, Geno is in beast mode. Lookout world.

More canadien viewers will tune in to watch the Penguins than to watch Ottawa. The Pens are a proven ratings hit. It’s the star power. Even though he plays south of the border, Sid is still beloved there, as is Mario.

I’m amused by the discussion of the Preds forwards, because they have nothing to do with this run, which has been fun to watch. Without Johansen, I’m not sure how the Preds can get it done against a team like Pittsburgh, with 4 lines of strength down the middle. Rinne will need to find another level, which is saying…

Yeah, not long ago, in Texas v. Johnson, these Texas politician’s spent milliions to bring a case all the way to the supreme court, so that they could raid the bedrooms of private individuals whom they feared might be buttfucking. That’s who these people are. Don’t believe anything else they claim. There are no…

did you get paid for that? So, then, it’s like a job.... like pretty much all jobs... so you get paid in money to put up with annoying people. Let me see them big tears boy.

Elbow was deserved... unless this was a slow dance.

yeah, that was a controller disconnect for sure.

That was performance art.

This predates either world war, and any usage by germany. Just FTR. YOu may want to look into the thousands of years of history of the very basic symbol that does not involve murder (mostly quite peaceful in fact, pre- industrialized world).

Wow, Barry is an idiot, Deadspin’s hockey coverage overall is embarrassing, but this sad sack of maple syrup writing in has long expired. He sounds like a useless drone of a douche, and his claim to have been watching since the two-line pass?>!!?! are you kidding me? Thanks for your comments and lecture on history…

Agreed. The only thing I will add is that changing the goalie is the only real thing a coach can do there to try to change the vibe. What else can he do, burn a timeout in the first period? bench players or switch up lines? None of that has the effect of a goalie change, which gives you a defacto long ass timeout.