This was a really excellent episode. I love how Claire took the orange as she left the King, showing that she still had her spirit. Apparently that was improvised by Caitriona Balfe, showing she’s clever as well as beautiful.

I cried so hard. It was unbelievably sad, and I don’t recall being quite as wrecked when I read the book. Catriona Balfe deserves an Emmy nom for this episode. Her devastation was total. That scene where she’s cradling the dead baby and Louise comes in? I SOBBED LIKE A SMALL CHILD.

It’s so disgusting to try to dehumanize women by describing sexual activities they (supposedly) engaged in, too. Notice she goes for (egads, gasp!) anal, here. The last taboo for the proper woman! ::eye roll::

If what you mean by that is, “Kendra is a huge hypocrite,” then yeah, okay.

And, frankly, it’s so fucking low to diminish people for sex act everyone enjoyed. What if she liked having that dick up her ass ? Don’t be such an Amber Rose, Kendra.

They might have taken off their seatbelts to you know. Try and escape the car?

I wasn't aware having ink put into your skin had anything to do with work effort or studying skills.

I don't like the comments I'm reading on here. Yea they ran from the cops, but basically saying because they ran from the cops they deserved to die is just as wrong as them running from the cops. They may have been bad apples but they still should have survived to be held accountable for their actions.

SHEIKHS! AYATOLLAHS! IMAMS! JAFAR FROM ALADDIN! PEDOPHILES FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD! THEY WERE ALL INTERESTED IN THIS UNDERAGE GIRL!

You know you’ve entered uncharted territory when Heidi Pratt looks like the sanest person in the room.

There was a study that men think 30% of women in a group or if 30% of time used speaking by women means it is gender equal. Anything over that and it is perceived as “female biased”

I had hookworms as a kid. Tiny, white, wiggly worms that live in your butthole. I saw one sticking out of my poop one day and told my mom, who thought I was just being paranoid and told me to ignore it. Flash forward a few weeks later and it feels like my ass is full of broken glass. I go to take a dump, thinking it…

I’ll give you guys a different one. Pertussis aka Whooping Cough.

I have no idea. She put some in a medicine cup to have it cultured but I never called for the results, because the stomach ache was immediately gone and I was horrified to talk to them again (just throwing out again that I'm glad I didn't die). Now, fifteen years later, I'd be like Oh dude remember when my vagina…

Two weeks postpartum, taking a shower, trying to avoid even touching the fiery pus-oozers that were my nipples (thanks breastfeeding), when I feel something fall out of me, followed by a THUNK on the floor of the bathtub. I look down and see a baseball-sized blood clot. And because I was sleep deprived and hungry and…

Well this was gross and semi-impressive too. When I gave birth to my first I had to be induced. My labor wasn’t progressing like they wanted so the Dr came in to break my water. She told me that I might feel a little trickle and then there was an audible pop and my water sprayed out a good three feet from my body. The…

I was taking a shower and washing my butt, as you do, and pulled on something. Kept pulling. Started freaking the fuck out. Threw whatever it was against the wall and kept freaking out. Thought for sure I had some sort of intestinal worm. It was a rice noodle. That I pulled out of my butt.

Yeah I think Barry forgets that Mark Shrayber used to work here! God I miss Mark.

Barry, Barry, Barry, The horrors the female body is capable of know no bounds. This is going to be a shit show of epic proportions. I still have nightmares after reading the thing about the sunflower seeds on Jezebel. Us dudes just can't keep up with them. No Funbag poop stories have ever come close.