Hi have you considered getting fucked?

UNIONIZE.

Satanic Temples are pro-LGBT.

There’s really only one appropriate response to his demand:

So....

Yeah, the moment with the horse really tore me up, too. Poor horse :(

Goofy?

Clearly, the new Forsaken expansion is good... maybe i should start playing again.

NPR should be more worried by the fact that since I play Destiny 2 instead of some of the more “traditional” FPS online (and thus am playing co-op a lot), I’m slowly turning into a Warlock with the power to harness the sun. Only thing more scary than radicalized hate groups is radicalized sorcerers.

I’m on edge, nauseated and just filled with dread. Someone said today it’s exactly 10 years ago that Obama was elected and I just can’t. I remember going to bed then and not being able to sleep because I was exhilarated and flushed with hope and optimism. Now, again, I’m unable to sleep, but this time it’s because I’m…

Uh, no Silverado? It’s one of the best modern westerns.

There’s an important distinction to be made here between a leaker and a journalist. When someone leaks a document to the journalist, it’s entirely the journalist’s prerogative whether or not they want to report on that. They have not signed any NDAs and have no obligation to protect companies’ secrets. In fact, a…

I almost laughed at this, then I thought...fuck I play too much Destiny.

In every sense of the phrase, Mitch McConnell has forgotten the face of his father.

“The Left is just a meme of lunacy come to life.”

That’s not the real Tupac. He just inherited the Instagram account from the previous Tupac. He also wasn’t the real Tupac. His name was Cummerbund. The real Tupuc has been retired 15 years and is living like a king in Patagonia.  

I like the classics, like hanta virus.

Not just you.