Nothing puts a fatass racist off more than chafing those buttery thighs of theirs.

“Numerous players, from different teams, wanted to show their “outrage” at something that most of them are unable to define.”

Nobody is calling him Jimmy Saville, that man was a literal rapist and the devil incarnate. But it’s not great, and it’s worse because he’s Paul Walker. When it’s some middling dude with no prospects who winds up with a 16 year old because they’re impressionable and fall or an older man then while it is creepy and…

Less than half his age?

Maybe this is just me speaking for myself, but I think dating someone less than half your age is intrinsically creepy.

Pretty much the only appropriate response. What else is there to say, really...

Your eloquence is only succeeded by your brevity!

Fuck Omarosa.

Man. My girlfriend swears by MASH, but I can’t get over my childhood biases that see it as nothing more than “that thing that comes on to tell me my cartoons are over.”

Also, at the end when Radar asks Chandler if he really is who he says he is, and then asks if he’ll bless his teddy bear...and then Chandler blesses him, too, and he says, “um, I’m Walter,” and Chandler says “Bless you, Walter” GAHHHHH, I sob every time. Guaranteed waterworks, lol.  

Businesses that rely on seasonal workers are struggling because of Trump’s immigration restrictions.

“...China, which executes its corrupt public officials and corporate executives.”

My sincere condolences. I had to put Momma Cat down a month ago at age 12. So tough, still bums me out. She sounded like yours, she hated to be picked up but the moment I’d sit on the couch she’d wedge herself against me every time.

We just put our baby kitty to sleep today :( Actually, she was not a baby, she was 16. It was time (probably liver failure). She was a sweetie and partially blind all her life, and also very petite. She did not like being held whatsoever but she was so up for cuddling that we pretty much just called her "couch buddy"…

Can we scrap the new Nicki Minaj album in favor of a new Tracy Chapman album?

There’s so much to unpack from the Pro-Liars new pro-lie strategy, which is basically: every pregnancy is truly planned and perfect; every woman is healthy enough to withstand pregnancy and childbirth; every fetus is healthy; US maternal death rates aren’t alarmingly high; woman = mother and no more than that,…

I think the biggest misconception about Kaylors is that we’re crazy.

i realize it’s not new, but when has it ever been ok?

Actjons Spjeak Loudjer than Wjords.

Much prouder of the association with that branch of the family these days...