Because that’s what’s important... That everything you do, read, feel, and see, Sir Gilmonti, meet with your approval.

Any Jezzies out there who’ve quit drinking or are thinking about it? I haven’t been around in a while, but I wanted to pop in because I’m stoked that I haven’t had any booze in 5 months! So far I’ve lost 15 pounds and saved a couple thousand dollars. If you’re thinking about it, check out the stopdrinking subreddit.…

Well, as long the orange blabbermouth brings the fight to everyone, the expect the conversation to happen everywhere.

When America sends you people, they aren’t sending their best.

FUCK Donald trump, milo, and the entire GOP for making journalists out to be the enemy of the people.

Melania...don’t get me started. My wife was on Team Mel for a hot minute. Then I said “So, this queue-jumping catalog model gets in to the US, is married to Twitler, is unelected, does nothing but has a budget, is an obvious gold-digger who puts up with what NO self-respecting woman I know would...exactly what part of…

And yet you have no problem working for a man who signed an executive order to protect “religious liberties” to allow so-called “Christians” to deny service to anyone they don’t like (also known as people of color and those who are LGBTQIA). Of all the lies that have spewed forth from your vile mouth, “I always do my…

In case anyone else was wondering, the grays are just as shit as you were expecting.

Off topic: I decided a few weeks ago to pause my adblocker on the Kinja sites I visit, including Jezebel, because I know the financial situation you all are in and I genuinely want to support you. I enjoy this site, and if dealing with some ads helps keep GMG afloat, that’s fine.

Agree, like they were really unprofessional. Team no one

Agreed. Those emails were completely unprofessional. There are good ways to fight, and I’m convinced there is a good story here. Too bad a journalist thinks it’s acceptable to speak like that in pursuit of a story.

But they’re *brown* women/babies.

So I called my Members of Congress today and broke down crying about the children locked in cages and screaming for their parents. I don’t know if I got my point across.

The case granted asylum to Guatemalan woman Aminta Cifuentes, whose abusive husband had burned her with acid and hit her so hard during pregnancy that she went into premature labor.

I still can’t shake the term “trademark fedora”. It reminds me of Job Bluth’s “Trademark Forget Me Nows”. Yuk.

Most prominent newspaper in the world for now. The star of the NYT is fading fast. Michelle Wolf let them have it and it was glorious

“HR exists to protect the company, not you” is a crucial lesson that everyone needs to learn as early in their working lives as possible.

If you can equate Roseanne’s insult of Jarrett perfectly to Sam Bee’s insult of Ivanka — if you honestly cannot find a single difference between the two instances — I don’t think you’re approaching the issues with necessary cognitive functions.

As Roy Moore and the Duggars have shown, the right isn’t particularly bothered by incest or pedophilia.

Okay. Two things: