You gonna take that shit, Rex? From a little punk like Trump? You actually are a captain of industry. (Hell, you probably know who to call to put together a mercenary army in a pinch.) Go have lunch with Mueller. Couple o’ cold beers. I bet you guys will get along great.

Tillerson speaks out against Russia in the poisoning of the British spy. Tillerson is out of the job 24 hours later. And the new chief diplomat of the United States is the former chief spy of the United States.

My boy cat and I were really bonded and he looooooooved me. I had to put him down a month ago and I’m only just coming out of a deep depression over it.

I am starting to a kick starter to open a franchise of Church of Satan Pregnancy Crisis Centers. Anybody else want in on this?

Warning to adults everywhere. These kids are really smart and really good at the social media, stop screwing with them.

I feel as though there’s a joke to be made about CPAC attendees and pearl necklaces, but I hesitate to cum to such a messy conclusion.

*hands out Mardi Grad beads* This is the best I can do right now, all the pearls are currently being used by CPAC attendees.

I found a supposed woman entrepreneur right here in Jezebel who told me that she won’t even support UNPAID leave because that meant that people wanted to start a family on her dime. She told me her mom took time off to have her and so should all of us. She then proceeded to personally insult me. I can find the thread…

Maybe I’m an asshole for saying this but...

I was a consultant for a Mormon-based organization for about a year, with many trips to SLC. I cried during every flight home. The men dismissed me, the women dissed me (in the distinctly passive-aggressive way of women who aren’t allowed to overtly hold any power), and I spent most of the sweet, sweet cash I made on…

In the way women are socially conditioned, there is often an emphasis on remaining and enduring when relationships are difficult. Commitment and self-sacrifice are often something women are expected to have in relationships more than men. This conditioning often causes the line of thought that a ‘strong’ women should…

Listen, if Hope Hicks does get assaulted, she has much more reason to keep quiet about it now. Because, in addition to the feelings of shock and shame, she will look more “foolish” because she took up with a known abuser and enabled him and covered up and downplayed his prior abuses. It’s hard enough to speak up, but…

Here’s another scary thing:

I love any reason to to post the 8 different language compilation of Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne. Now seems an adequate time.

The problem with grabbing a blunt object is that we would literally be bringing a knife to a gun fight. All the idiots in this country are armed to the teeth, while the more sane among us have eschewed acquiring a personal arsenal.

I hope that Ross is just faking this “friendship” with her to get her to spill that T. You know, the whole thing about keeping your enemies closer. Next step: get her drunk enough to talk like crazy in national TV and give something up that can be used by daddy Mueller.

Fuck you, you fucking scumbag. You are not allowed to express remorse now. We don’t want it, we don’t need it. This is your fault and you should carry that shame with you every day for the rest of your life. Fuck Ross too, for not spitting in your face as you try to pretend like you fucking care!

have 4 eggs left, and they’re played by the cast of The Golden Girls

I was over at A.V. Club, posting about This is Us, and how I would also go back into my burning house for the dog(s). Someone told me this was a horrible thing to do to my children. I said I don’t have any children. I was then told that when I did have children I’d understand. I responded I’m 49 and 1/2 and have 4…