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It took me a full minute to realize what "Crosby raids his eyebrows" is supposed to mean.

It took me a full minute to realize what "Crosby raids his eyebrows" is supposed to mean.

I agree that most likely no choreographers would say they'd employ Cyrus, unless it were to dance very specifically in his own style.  But to be fair, I assume they only talk to the choreographers about the people in the bottom 3, where Cyrus has never been.  So in a way, it's a moot point, since they've never even…

I agree that most likely no choreographers would say they'd employ Cyrus, unless it were to dance very specifically in his own style.  But to be fair, I assume they only talk to the choreographers about the people in the bottom 3, where Cyrus has never been.  So in a way, it's a moot point, since they've never even…

I think the point you made about the "favorite dancer" and the "best dancer" is very astute.  The decision to have one male winner and one female winner automatically makes the results less divisive to audience members, especially when they play out in such a clear dichotomy as they may this year.  Frankly, I'm hoping…

I think the point you made about the "favorite dancer" and the "best dancer" is very astute.  The decision to have one male winner and one female winner automatically makes the results less divisive to audience members, especially when they play out in such a clear dichotomy as they may this year.  Frankly, I'm hoping…

Absolutely.  Eliana is fucking amazing and there are no two ways about it.  I think Tiffany is cute and talented, but not particularly interesting.  Eliana is exceptional in her style, but also amazingly versatile, a great actress, and expresses her love and passion for dance with every movement.  Eliana could make…

Absolutely.  Eliana is fucking amazing and there are no two ways about it.  I think Tiffany is cute and talented, but not particularly interesting.  Eliana is exceptional in her style, but also amazingly versatile, a great actress, and expresses her love and passion for dance with every movement.  Eliana could make…

I have to agree completely.  I don't think Eby is a bad writer, but I just don't get the point of writing a review that only tells us things we already know.  No opinion, no analysis, no nothing - that's not why we come to this site.

I have to agree completely.  I don't think Eby is a bad writer, but I just don't get the point of writing a review that only tells us things we already know.  No opinion, no analysis, no nothing - that's not why we come to this site.