I am sewing mouth to anus….
beep beep…beep boop boop boop….

May you always be haunted by Mediocrity.

Holy Fucking Shit!
http://www.billboard.com/ne…

Menest, Blackest…. My hat is like an alien….

The captain of the swim team looks pretty wet…. let's publicly handcuff him at the regional finals swim meet.

We can never be truly safe while Rosie Larson's killer(s) are still at large.

It has the wubs and drops we deserve… but not the wubs and drops we need….

Brittastep is the worst… new genre to debut @ SXSW

SEACREST-HULK…SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oceania's Minimagic sees to the burning of witches.

I like Sleigh Bells as much as the next guy… but LL Cool J rapping about sharks…. that stays with you for the rest of your life….

I am first! And always have been!

Damn I thought this was a sequel to Drive…

Deepest, bluest, my hat is like a shark's fin….

Dammit Cyril… you just destroyed Alderaan!

You're the worst.

Holy Fuck! Community is on the TV! 1000 posts before Todd posts his review!

3 Hours and 48 minutes….

But he has That Sweet Laurel Canyon Prose.

Six albums and a 3D-concert movie!