As a Californian, can confirm every single damn point in this article.

“Please stop reminding me.”

I’d rather have hives than a Mondial

I miss that logo.

I NEED ONE, HOW DO I GET ONE!?

God dammit, why did I laugh?

The planes in Spain fall mainly on the plain.

Well there’s your problem.

let’s throw him in a cage with Dzhokar Tsarnaev, whoever comes out alive gets fed to unfed wild dogs

*if convicted

Fuxk this guy - give him the death penalty, the most painful method. He doesn’t deserve to ever see the light of day again, or his loved ones.

Contrarian editorial: I like U2, and the only thing worse than:

It’s okay, Michael, we know you have zero musical talent.

My tips for as safe a classified transaction as you can make when selling a car, assuming a nearby police station won’t provide a safe location for transactions and you have to conduct the transaction on your own:

1. Give someone you trust (let’s call him/her your Transaction Buddy) a description of the prospective…

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3,500 HP, 78-Liter, 12-turbo IN A Mini!

Supercharged BMW v8 in a Ferrari Drift car..

The W12 650 was pretty nuts. Especially considering it was a factory car, errrr prototype, errr show car, or whatever.