It’s okay man I just feel like a geezer now I’m using a *gasp* 2012 Macbook Pro Retina. It has never run any games since day 1 without overheating

Finally! My PS3 is one step closer to retirement with this news! ;)

That dude was fuckin stoked on those toys though

3 E3s, 3 Tom Clancy surprises. Very Happy.

OUTTA NOWHERE! SOUTH PARK!

What do you mean? Everyone loves Assassins Creed! Two a year! Multiple platforms! Uplay! So many eras and places to visit! Three a year! A mobile card game! MORE MORE MORE MORE!

I’ve been out of fucks to give before, but this is the first time I’ve ever been out of bruhs.

So what you’re saying is... He made a deal...

This.

This may be the best article I’ve ever read

I hate Destiny so much it’s not even funny. I play it every single day.

"I won't have you acting like a bulldog in a China Shop!"

I can't fucking wait to run it on my Master Race device.

Then the 12 people who already liked it would have been swindled into liking an obsolete form of the joke.

It's about ethics in commenting.

Hell yeah. Basically just plucked that example because I went to Towson and, incidentally, now attend Maryland for Saturday grad classes.

Them nipples get hard dawg

Not only is it a bad song, its a cynically bad. Dressed up to seem good and important, when in fact, its neither.

BF4

What reasons? My reason is that I'm very uncomfortable with how the game glamorizes "warrior cops".