That would be Half-Life lost coast, wouldn’t it?

He was never charming.  He would promise you the world and could buy the right things to get a deal done.  He leveraged power. He was never thought of a decent human being though.

“we’re starting with some incremental ones so we can better navigate that evolution. Our goal is to ensure the best possible player experience.”

Too late to edit original post.  I know the prompt was to make Zack laugh, but I find zero humor here.  I’ve lost too many people to various forms of cancer to find levity here.  While my submission isn’t funny, it’s certainly not trying to be. 

I haven’t played a Devil May Cry game since the first one launched.  Yet here I am, considering buying the fifth one because of the headline image in a Fahey article.

don’t feel guilty.  It’s all fantasy anyway.

“Egad, man!” I can’t stand Gad in anything.

I’m someone outside the city, and had I not read the comments, I would have no interest in Chicago.  So now I have a reason to visit.

Took credit for a lot of intellectual advancements made by Africans.

This news displeases me.  I wanted to like this game more than any announced title for 2019. Bummer.

Mad Max in the woods with a Harley.

“Bend, Oregon is this extremely beautiful place.”

I lived in Bend. My next door neighbor poisoned my pets.

What could possibly go wrong?

X gon’ give it to ya... with purchase of season two pass.

Then buy the Stephen Hawking voice pack.

Well, I think it’s a cool renovation even if there are elements that seem... sex panther-ish.

I really hope this game is superb.  I don’t want to think of a time in gaming wherein Kojima is well past his prime, yet still working like an overstuffed Marlon Brando.

“as long as you have the game’s year two Annual Pass.”

Doesn’t this seem pay-to-win? 

Reap. What. You. Sow.