They are all just football idiot-savants. They have no knowledge of anything else and absolutely no social skills for any situation outside of a locker room, athletic field, recruiting pitch, or (if they are truly high functioning), press conference.

He also had troubled with the background screening, given Chubby’s Checkered past.

Does this mean she won’t be able to live on sorority ... row?

You spoiled the ending of the movie in the middle of the review without any warning at all. Not only is that completely unprofessional, it’s just a dick move.

Are you fucking kidding me? Her final statement felt like nomination clip for best actress in a lead role. [Betcha anything we’ll see her in soon on Hulu]

Lol, his name is still Aubrey, it’s not like he’s deadnaming him or something by not using his shownbiz name.

Because fuck Aubrey, that's why.

Some fingers in the right place, some fingers in the wrong place?

Kudos to the Brit; This is the first time in history a Sun has failed to burn a Scott.

Amidst all the Clippers talk, I rarely hear anyone reference their hiring of SI writer Lee Jenkins as crucial to their big splash off-season. This is a guy that, for whatever reason, Lebron trusted to co-write the “I’m Coming Home” piece announcing his return to the Cavs. Lebron could have written that with his buddy…

<Extremely The Aristocrats punchline voice> The Ford Family!

Michael Jordan would never have recruited AD, but if he did, which he wouldn’t have, and wanted to give him his number 23, which he wouldn’t have, he would have closed the deal, because he was a killer. You think Phil Knight would have wanted a piece of MJ one on one in the boardroom? My friend, he would not. LeBron…

Harmon will have to at least watch Atlanta before Glover will do that.

It’s nice to feel warm inside, even if it’s only for a moment.

Ah, so we’ve reached the “I have a black friend, and here’s what he has to say” stage of the game.

People like you are one of the reasons I really think this country just needs to be burned to the fucking ground and started over as about 6 smaller nations.

Fucking great. This will legitimize the MAGA lies that Chicago is full of black men who can’t stop shooting.

Ah yes, sports, truly the purest form of reality.

What am I, your research assistant? Inform yourself.

Nobody cares about your cooking, asshole. Stick to sports!