FUCK OFF BEZOS GO LIFT

I imagine a lot of people from many different areas think the cops in their city are particularly sketchy. But I swear it’s true in Detroit. The city’s size, huge swaths of undeveloped land and punctuated population densities give each cop a nearly consequence-free law playground. Being a Detroit cop is like being a…

This was really, really terrific. Well done, Mr. Ratto.

Just ask the waiter for a box and do it yourself, Your Majesty.

Cute way to shit on the rival when a supporter of the club you support acts like a cunt.

I tell anyone who will listen that players make the product and fans buy it — owners are nothing but really savvy and shameless middle men. Before this current generation of players fades into old age, they’ll lead a heretofore unseen upheaval that will wrest ownership of these franchises from white ownership and…

Everything about parodying a card game is for dumb losers.

Upon more robust peepage of this dude’s mug, ugliness confirmed. I sense these chants come from halfway-decent looking dude fans who are upset because uggo probably gets his consistently from jersey chasers. Still, foul on Turgeon.

I work at the most expensive in-stadium club in town and if one of our (presumably) well-to-do guests desires to take their drink to their seat we use Tossware, often to their unexpected delight.

I work at the most expensive in-stadium club in town and if one of our (presumably) well-to-do guests desires to…

Rich Paul also being LeBron’s agent is completely irrelevant.

You’re taking the high road so high you’re out of orbit my guy.

You misspelt “simpleton”.

Let’s hope this is as bad as it gets.

Sincerely, thank you for sharing an opinion that isn’t easy to share. I feel there’s something mildly and vaguely skeevy about this tactic, but piping up about it feels curmudgeonly. Anyway, thank you.

This person is on it tonight.

We don’t want to listen to the guys who are present in the situation and have actual stakes in the outcome.