That would explain her dude choice =P

I was thinking suburban soccer mom hair from the 80s but didn’t want to offend anyone hah. Definitely helmet hair. I hope it’s for a job?

Seems as good a time as any to point out that the Church of Scientology has NOTHING on the Catholic Church when it comes to human rights abuses, extortion, harassment, political manipulation, etc. etc. etc.

It is truly a Herculean feat to make that woman look so incredibly out-of-style and even a bit dowdy. The hair is baffling to me as well.

You’re telling me that if a literal billionaire wanted to whisk you away on his private jet, you’d say no? C’mon. We all have our scruples, but the problem with existing at this moment in time is that most humans will find, often to their dismay, that every single one of those scruples has a price tag.

I’ve come to feel sorry for Kim and her sisters. She really doesn’t think of herself as anything other than a vehicle for male desire. It’d be one thing if she came to this conclusion on her own but it seems like her mom sold her kids a specific bill of goods.

These people think a party is tedious and boring? They should try working a desk job. Or being janitors. Or working in an Amazon warehouse.*

I think the unfortunate ubiquity of romantic storylines in popular culture tricks people into thinking their relationship drama is exciting and romantic. It isn’t. It’s just sad.

Counterpoint: his writing is bad

I’ve been firmly single for the past four years or so, and that’s been long enough for me to realize that people should really just be left alone to make their relationship mistakes choices on their own. It’s basically impossible to convince someone that their oxytocin high is a lie. Why lose the friendship over it?…

I’m sorry she had to touch him, but I’m glad that this picture shows just how tiny his hands really are

Johnny Depp gets jobs because he’s been in some of the highest-grossing films of all time and people continue to see the movies he’s in. Capitalism isn’t that complicated.

That was my point. Guess I should be more explicit in the future!

Wouldn’t it be funny if being seen in public with coke on his face was what made JK Rowling finally admit that they made a mistake casting Johnny Depp?

The Heathers in this are like the epitome of tokenism. LOOK LOOK WE PUT A FAT AND A GAY AND A BLACK IN THE THING WE ARE SO PROGRESSIVE! Hard pass on this.

It wasn’t before livejournal, tho. I didn’t watch it in real time and still got to enjoy it.

The husband of one of my closest friends wears chunky jewelry, though typically in silver tone rather than gold. It is heinous. He is very good to her, shockingly, but is generally a douche. If the chain fits, you must (not) acquit (of douche charges).

I’m just glad that the madness over this show has passed enough that I no longer feel embarrassed ordering a cosmopolitan. I will only ever refer to it by its full name, though. Fruity drinks 4 life.

I so appreciate that this book exists. Whenever I hear about people like Gwenyth Paltrow with their ridiculous restrictive diets and cult-like exercise regimens, I think, “you’re still going to die, fool!” Excited to read this, thanks for interviewing her.

Equal pay is good but I find it hard to get excited by the idea of someone getting paid that much money to do anything