My aunt worked with Kaufman! She haaaated him. She was always adamant that real geniuses were his costars because they had to improv faster than him to keep everything from going completely off the rails.

I had zero subscriptions in all my cars. Guess what? They all were great in their own way. I had a year free of Sirius XM in my RAM when I bought it. They wanted to give me three additional months for $10. I said nope, I already have Amazon Music Unlimited that I can take anywhere I go.

Fuck, no. None.

None. I already for my phone’s subscription, and we already have a good way of integrating my phone’s capability into a car’s dash.

None, it’s bad enough in the gaming world we don’t need it for our cars too. Ridiculous. 

None

Yeah, I’ll go with zero and would actively try to hack whatever I needed to so I could get what I paid for working whenever I wanted it. Warranty be damned.   

Nope. None. Zero. I’ll pass on that nonsense. Even if I agreed with your software viewpoint, I’ll take a pass on software. I don’t need that. I’m the software. If this is our automotive future, I’ll stick to old cars. I’ll gladly be that grumpy old man that hates all of the newfangled cars before I buy one I have to…

none at all!

None, ever!

None. They can kiss my ass.

Very well, then your name shall be . . . “Tushy Galore”!

Long Island City is actually a neighborhood in Queens, right across the river from Manhattan. Unlike the other Boroughs, Queens addresses go by their neighborhood names (no clue why), so this RR likely came from someone in the city; rogue country diplomat, rapper, now dumped moll of a real-estate scion, Taylor Swift’s…

At what point does someone go from being the object of sympathy to just another generation of awful? The oldest daughter has/had a clerkship with Kavanaugh.

There’s an entire military group dedicated to making deliveries anywhere in 30 minutes or less. They make an even bigger boom.

What happens to whiteness deferred?

LOL! It’s taking a page from the Fabio/gleaming muscled warrior romance cover. Come on. Everyone knows the hottest guys are waxed and oiled for Her Pleasure. 

Henney Kilowatt? I saw him headline once in the Poconos at Gretl’s Shtetl Buffet ... the brisket was very dry ...

I’m loving that meter. It makes me think there are some modern electric cars that should be fitted with a residential smoke alarm.