you don’t want to eat this baby either

I mean, it *could* be if you look at it the right way.

we need the jalops to weight on this.

we’re all friends here!

...I learned that from my boyfriend, ‘trigger.’

I am honored, sir!

sure hope that when the discuss confederate statues that they discuss, this:

mocha?

maybe a dashboard rearview mirror would help here!

hadn’t heard that!

omg, that SLAYS

omg, he’s a combination of joe biden and trump!

I thought it was widely accepted that bill clinton was the first black president.

I was hoping for The Culkins (the miniseries), Culkin! (the musical) or Culkin Live (the talk show).

kind of getting this vibe:

lucy’s great. technically, though, she is the property of a non-profit, so she doesn’t have an owner so much as a board of people entrusted with her care.

your logic is unassailable, and your reasoning is entirely convincing.

I can’t wait until you guys have mitch frumkin on to host a live trivia show.