No one cares.
(for real though, I think Heather needs attention)

HERE TO STAY! I wrote a shitty TAY article, therefore I am a writer now.

I mean, my level of writing is shit but, still manages to surpass over half the articles on this site.

Ah, the insta-response to anything you disagree with. EDGY!!

how is that edgy? if that is your definition of edgy, your life must be such a serene experience, living inside that bubble of yours.

It’s not my fault something like a billion dumbasses (quick mafs) inhabit the world, owning apple products and pretending…

Seeing the headline, I thought this was going to be about Yamcha. He actually seems to be really good in this game.

I’ve got a catch all that will work for all previous present and future mac updates: throw your mac in the garbage, you hipster fuck.

You’re kidding about The Order and Killzone, right? cause they’re really bad. Knack is lightyears better.

Yeah who ungreyed that particular gem of a person?

So, what’s going on in the offices lately?

Well, as long as the whole premise is “I made this guy beat the hardest Battletoads level”, the question of whether it is in fact the hardest level is kinda important. Unless you think video games are not that important in general, but, well, we’re all geeks here, so I hope that’s not what you’re saying.

edge-tastic, but alas, you cared enough. Thanks fam. I appreciate you and your time.

and what about the rest of the patch? Junkrat changes? Saving that for it’s own article?

part of my daily routine thx

oof i made angry

And this is exactly what I was waiting for. An opinion is not a fact.

That level is factually not the hardest level in the game.

Thank you and good night, little one.

ty

In another take,
If you expect me to fully read your clickbait article and not just skim through after realizing your title is actual bullshit, well, I guess it’s good you get paid in clicks and not in minutes read.

So yeah, I read the title and intro paragraph then quickly realized this was going to be some sort of…

Please read my TAY article, I poured minutes into it.

This is classic Sonic-Avatar Kinja

Everything is racist in 2018! Memes! Pot! Black people, even!

Right?? Can’t wait till they get rid of all these hypocritical, pot stirring liberal snowflakes!