Are they planning on laying cable once they leave power grids behind?

Man, I just want my Creedance tape back

And slowing down, and thus being able to spot problems, rather than going around blind corners at speed, means you can do it in a front wheel drive cheap shitbox from 1995

The correct response from the British Columbia Hydro and Power Authority employee that Teslatino spoke to should have been “Tesla compatible charging stations, yeah sure. I’ll uh, just check with the boys down at the operations headquarters. They uh, got uh, dozens more linemen working on the case. They’ve got us worki…

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I dare to bet, after those troubles and problems, they still gonna end it with “still love the Cybertruck though”

I’ll bet money these guys have to be rescued by people in real trucks at some point.

Well based on this article, that answer would be “No...”

This reminds me of 70s GM when disgruntled workers would leave empty Coke bottles in door cavities or under seats and the truly malicious would put a handful of nuts in a welded up cavity to create an unfixable rattle. Of course being Tesla it could just be sloppiness.  

“Got my $100k Cybertruck delivered today, full of food wrappers, crushed Red Bull cans, cigarette butts and a used condom.

Good. Fuck every one of these douchebags, they deserve whatever happens to them

“To be fair, almost all cars get joyrides before delivery”

Tesla fanboys hearing this news:

Looking forward to spoiled seafood and other Tesla shills explaining why reporting that $100K+ trucks filled with literal garbage is biased reporting and/or actually a smart business move.

“Tesla Delivers Brand New Cybertrucks Full Of Trash”·

I mean, literally, there is a difference. Functionally, legally, ethically, morally, etc., there is no difference. But there is a diagnostic difference in terms of ICD-10/DSM-5, and different parts of the brain/body are triggered in “true” pedophiles compared to ephebophiles. If you conduct a penile plethysmography…

I’m still hoping Twitter will declare bankruptcy and disappear along with all those billions the banks lent Musk. Ditto for Tesla and SpaceX. I figure the assets of the latter two could be picked up by a responsible party. Twitter has no assets.

There’s this thing called “due diligence.”  Ignore it at your peril.

Musk is rich

The old airplane/conveyor belt argument is stupid because it’s very obvious the conveyor belt is nearly immaterial in the delta-v of a vehicle with a propulsion system that doesn’t rely on ground friction.