Couldn’t have hurt that T-Mobile gave their subscribers $5 tickets to see the new Ghostbusters.

Well there is such a thing as an implied contract, so it does have precedent in the law. It’s just a question of whether this situation met the elements. It’s a pretty fact-based determination.

But which of them got the Roy Rogers wagon wheel coffee table?

Good think Gregory Peck is dead or else people would be mistakenly sending him abuse too.

Man I’m glad I don’t have to be able to prove to the internet that I’m still friends with coworkers from 25 years ago, because those fuckers all sucked.

“including taxes and fines assessed against the landlord, attorney fees, late charges, accelerated rent, future unpaid rent, and overdue rent”

I’m pretty sure Apollo Creed is the coolest name in fiction. 

He died on the way . . . to the extreme!

Wait until you hear about how the voyage of Christopher Columbus turned out for a lot of people. Edge of your seat ending.

“We named the dog ‘Duncan Idaho’!”

Technically anyone whose last name is Washington fits that criteria.

Even cooler than Max Atreides, Paul’s sand-surfing younger brother who wears sunglasses and backwards baseball cap?

I'm not even sure it's the coolest name/state name when Johnny Utah exists. 

Background does not deserve that abuse either. It’s a job like any other job.

In American court. He lost his other case in Britain which his fans like to ignore, cuz America has the most trustworthy court system apparently.

Johnny’s not gonna fuck you bro

also, which 50% of WW2 fighter pilots?  because hooooo booooy....

Anyone who hasn’t yet been convinced that Depp is a douchbag isn’t gonna be swayed by this one.

It’s not on the meat, it’s on the tomatoes. A tiny pinch of salt brings out the flavor.