that gang files out through the jail passing those going in. kramer rubbernecking whos going in runs in to a sam bankman fried lookalike. outside the jail the gang wait for a taxi and wondering  how to pay to get home. kramer excitedly exclaims “crypto!” the rest groan and shake their head while they start riffling…

You’re a comedian, you make people laugh. You think this is all a big joke, don’t you? I saw you on T.V. once; I remembered your name from my list. I looked it up. Sure enough, it checked out. You think because you’re a celebrity that somehow the law doesn’t apply to you, that you’re above the law? Well, let me tell…

Well, Jerry had a Mac, so I guess he wasn’t PC. I don’t know what computer if any the other characters had.

This is giving big “It’s gonna be a Super Bowl ad” energy

I think that Heard deserved support during the Depp trial AND that she is a bad actress who has no chemistry with Momoa.  I don’t think there’s anything inconsistent in Momoa potentially thinking the same two things.

Oh, god please no more Seinfeld. Jerry has become an even more insufferable douchebag since it ended. Don’t give him any more airtime than he has already. 

It also *felt* like (to me) using “Good Riddance” for a big send-off had been done to death, even if it hadn’t, and it felt kind of weird for Seinfeld, of all shows, to use it for the clip show, given its “no hugging and no learning” ethos.

What’s the deal with the Seinfeld finale? I’ll tell you why it landed with a thud. If you were watching it the night it aired, there was an hour long clip show that ran before it, and then however many minutes into the final episode, the plot vanishes and we’re just in a courtroom recapping past incidents again. So…

Yeah, I think they just share the same, terrible, terrible sense of style.

Technically, they don’t need to. Similar to other things like air quality, textbooks, etc. when California and/or Texas have regulation on a consumer product, they often will just build to the more strict compliance since it’s cheaper/less risky to have a “California formula” and a “Rest of the US formula” 

The blackest indictment of Heard is really that she liked *Elon Musk* enough to have a relationship with him. At least Depp was a charming, handsome and beloved actor at one time. 

Plus, red communism scared the hell out of Americans. They’d have gotten the allegory.

I’d think one would have some difficulty being scared by the flick today after seeing so many body-switch derivatives of it. But if you saw it on TV in the early 70's before CGI and its countless lesser remakes were a thing, you’d find its effects and character-driven suspenseful story was engrossing and scary.

Just hire Heather Drain to write this and stop shaming your families

Quick, someone get Jordan Peterson’s opinion on this, cause it’s going to be hysterical. I’d ask for Andrew Prostate’s, but I’m not sure he can read.

The “lodge brothers” line is hinting that they’ve both finalized their divorces, which couldn’t be said outright in movies in 1956 because of the Hay’s Code. “Going to Reno” was also a coded phrase for this. There were certain states that would grant quickie divorces, but you had to establish residence there for a…

So ironic that a writer with a PhD in narrative and cognition would use the culturally dominant narrative of the Abrahamic world for the title of their book. 

Yes, both are great.

Tell us you don’t know what irony means without telling us you don’t know what irony means.

Well, the gray comments on this one will be entertaining.