“Coastal elites look down upon the rich culinary traditions of the heartland of America!”

“In response to the news, Yashar Ali (a longtime journalist”

It’s, hilariously, about the worst possible example he could have chosen as somehow demonstrating his “point.” This guy created his own incidents, without traffic stops, clearly had no fear of traffic stops, and in response to multiple complaints, police investigated him, located him, and arrested him without traffic…

Mama says people is mean because they gots no teeth and all those toothbrushes

.....but we currently have traffic stops and this guy did it.....the thing you say would dissuade him didn’t dissuade him......

It’s not a traffic stop if there is an incident literally occurring in the middle of the road. False equivalence is strong here.

I wonder how quickly nothing will happen. 

This is the least surprising news ever. It’s sad, but “MAGA conservative gung ho about anti-sex trafficking being a sex predator” is an easy guess.

To be fair, he only said he was opposed to trafficking. He never said he was against sexual assault.

Imagine being such an idiot that a person would conflate pulling someone over for expired tags with a person stopping in a traffic lane to get out and hit another person’s car, as though those 2 circumstances are at all related.

Wait...I thought we all knew Russell Brand was a sexual predator or at the very least a sex pest since like 2011? 

The royal family convinced comedian Katherine Ryan to falsely implicate another comedian as a predator but not specifically name him several years ago, and then reveal it to be Brand now? Man, they really know how to play the long game.

For the love of God, tell me you are being sarcastic.

This is mind-boggling. I guarantee you that no-one with power gives enough of a fuck about Brand to frame him for anything. He’s actually less relevant to public life than ever before, thanks to his alt-right grifter reinvention.

But, I've heard all seven of those words on TV!

I met him towards the end and it was kind of interesting, he was totally a 1950s jazz cat type of personality and it was so completely a 180 from his standup persona. Interesting guy.  Respect.

Rodney Dangerfield gets LOTS of respect.

There have been rumors going around for years that the player’s name on first is Taylor.

and Andrew Dice Clay actually did not have carnal relations with Mother Goose.

I’m starting to think he doesn’t really want us to take his wife. Even though he said please.