Stage 3 was Dodge's internal code for engine fire.."start the water spray...."

The answer is always Lexus LS. The up-and-comers always buy German, but those with the real bucks always have a Lexus in the stable as the forever car, or the one you know will never strand the trophy wife....

I have my cat, shes maybe 8 or 9 now. I also used to have my ex wife’s cat. We thought he was a kitten when she found him, but when we took him to get fixed the doc said his junk looked like he was 2 or 3. This fucker was a total fraidy cat in a loving home (though roughed up by my younger cat regularly). The fucker…

I had a friend in college who could always alienate a room of mixed company with "if you had to have sex with another species, what would it be?" Followed by a painfully elaborate description on how he'd fuck a dolphin. If that didn't clear the room, there was the brilliant idea for the coffee table book of 365 days…

I remember my dads company having near center home plate seats for the Mets in tbe 70s and drunks smashing their transistor radios on the railings. Riff Raff is fun. Imagine a ballgame with a bunch of highbrow wannabees who cant even get the luxury boxes. Losers.

Crap materials are universal. A 15 Mercedes GLA45 AMG has cheaper door panels than a 90s Mustang. Cheap leather=good fake leather. At the price point Kia kills it. Wagon over CUV/SUV all day.

Oh yeah. Already forgot to give a fuck about Jenner. Maybe she can endorse Ted Cruz. I'm sure Cruz would appreciate it.

Ftfy

I cant wait to hear Costas forced to talk about poo.

Well first they thought about China again, with Flint MI being a close second. Brazil took it for the clean water. Yay.

Heres the thing. There will always be somebody with a lighter car, a faster car, better handling, seats, more bells and whistles...ad infinitum. No different than someone being more fit, more cut, stronger, better looking than you, etc..This is a sexy fast car that might not be fun in a pothole ridden commute, stop…

Good on Kanye and shame on all of us. His tunes are horrible, his fashion is derivitive and trashy, and he keeps equally derivitive and trashy company. Woo hoo for murica!

I approve of your statement.

Absolutely. I would also posit our commutes are getting longer because people have their faces in their phones instead of moving when the light turns green.

No, fuck you. Do you go worship Jesus every Sunday while secretly wishing you had an opportunity like mine to kill in your home? In front of your children? Over the checkbook they got before you put the key in the door? Really? I can't believe how calm I was in that situation, and what a pathetic angry puss you would…

To all the discussions re: deadly force here, who has had this experience.. ? A couple weeks ago I came home with my kids in the afternoon. They went right to video games while I changed out of my shirt and tie. I then went about picking up laundry. When I walked into my older daughter’s room, there was a noise in her…

Goddammit how I have always hated Friends. Took me forever to recognise how hot Jennifer Anniston is due to my hate of the smarmy character. Schwimmer was even worse character aaarrrrgggghhh!

I will worry about isis when the map looks like this

I just wouldnt mention to anyone that the numbering went from roman to arabic....

Im just wondering why the Stupor Bowl is not "L" this year. Not sexy enough roman numerals or a cynical acknowledgement of what idiots football fans might be?