Just grabbed it from Reddit and moved on.

The Mugsy story makes the most sense to me... but I always thought his career was ruined by the Monstars.

This is too perfect.

Best fans in baseball

This definitely seems an event worth going undercover and not ethically identifying yourselves as reporters over.

Poor ET, trying to understand our world and ending up on the Lions.

Credit the MLS. They managed to miss penalties in ways none of us had ever seen before.

Kinda overstated this one

These posts would be a lot better if they were scrawled in old people handwriting on the back of a newspaper

I feel like the Muscle Hamster is just spinning his wheel on this one

“What’s the big deal with these photos? They’re all wearing shoes.” - Rex Ryan

When Mariano Rivera slipped and missed second base, Game 7 of the 2001 World Series.

President Dewey favorited your Tweet

Oyster and beer challenge. 1 dozen oysters + 1 beer = 1 point. I got 7 points and won, but then in the bathroom I really lost.

Arenas is talking shit at both of them on Instagram. I assume it means he feels he had the same attitude of joking around when he put empty guns on a chair.

Have you seen the hats?

Typical anti-Red Sox bias, Deadspin.

El Dipy’s also been accused by an ex of serious abuse. Here’s the champ himself.

By March 2011 (her next email), she’d learned better. But it was already too late.

GFY