Poor Carmelo... he wanted to ride the banana boat but none of the life vests fit a Triangle.

He seemed pretty chill about the booing, so that’s a silver lining for getting ready for life with the NYP, NYDN and WFAN.

Yea I am not sure how much unfollowing had to happen to clean up my Facebook feed, but I didn’t see a single upset person, just a lot of #LoveWins

My friends were there. They wanted Winslow or Mudiay. Got really upset with the pick but were excited by the later trade.

Top target for Phil Jackson’s system:

Came to say this. Well said, Rectal Polyps.

As a hater, my endorphins are now out of control. Please someone link me to Skip talking about this on First Take so I can overdose

My issue was mainly with the ones that seem to argue against themselves—get over being over IPAs! You don’t hate IPAs, you love them! They’re not dead!

Can we please get some coverage on IPAs, which we shouldn’t hate?

There’s definitely nothing broken about that!

Gee (bullets) Whiz

These guys were on the development squad, not stars.

... I know it’s probably crazy but I don’t see what else that guy could’ve really safely done without the dude falling all over him if he just let go.

Let me go for lunch, let me check some Internet porn, stocks that I don’t own; let me see what I could have been rich at if I’d invested properly. I waste a lot of time, unfortunately.

These outtakes make me sad.

Days before the playoffs, with fully rested starters in the game, the Hawks tried to beat the current NY Knicks and failed.

It’ll get even lot less fun when the game is match the Yankee to their MRI results soon.

I regret to inform everyone that I got this one right. Gonna go reassess my life real quick.

What might have been:

Victor Cruz.