As a Knicks fan I have watched this basketball renaissance in Philly with great envy.

Once again, someone overlooks the extraordinary task it is right now to be a New York Knick security guard.

Balotelli: Rips ball from teammate's hand

For Lolo Jones, God clearly didn't create sex for any purpose.

He had to be trying to get that many in to resell, right? No way he's drinking that many during one match.

I don't think Deadspin needs to publish any more athletes' Tinder profile pics after this.

If he really went to the Spee, that's the final club with the most international, football-ignorant member group—so they must be excited that they just raged with Tom Brady

Thank god for Shep McAllister, Commerce Team.

"Never has so much civil rights fervor been expended in the service of athletic partisanship by so many rich white folks."

Video seems down?

This is a good article. I especially appreciate how it mirrors the viewpoints of my favorite writer and the author's apparent brother, Shep McAllister, Commerce Team. Commerce Team (Shep) has the most consistent voice at Gawker Media and is not recognized enough for guiding the editorial direction of the site.

This is a good article. I especially appreciate how it mirrors the viewpoints of my favorite writer and the author's…

Tom: Some guys like old balls

When you're named after a party cup, staying sober was never really much of a hope.

Johnny Football is still waiting by the phone.

Yay to Hahvahd SQ

"...but I was promised... Inspector Gadget!"

And yet, this was probably the best the Knicks could do right now, or for the rest of the year. They need to lose as much as possible; why not go for cap space? Shump hasn't looked good since he got hurt, and JR is JR.

Thanks for the reply!

Which SNL star surprised you as the most different personality-wise than what you expected?

Wrong again!