How much did Johnny Galecki charge to be in this photo? How much did Belichick pay to avoid it?

+1 agreed. Since Deadspin won't approve my own comment, adding it here in the hope others can enjoy... to take nothing away from Dantley, still watch this video after:

Left out of the story for some reason: Dantley's got a stew going.

American Eagle never presents Big Women of any kind

The culture of this sport has never been so backward, never so twisted.

You don't run the floor one way all game. Glad to know how you would torture poor kids who make mistakes! Good thing the season would be over so no one would show up.

"I think I've accomplished more in my field than you have in yours." - Skip Bayless, crop dusting Bristol once again

Really late to see this but that was the perfect reply

It's not angry and sullen, it's more primal and fierce, like athletes who shout when they do something. No athlete would giggle and clap their hands after doing something, and you don't want to act like you haven't been there before.

+1

"What's Russian body language for 'dismissive waking motion?'"

I was going to argue but then I remembered how the crowd revered Larry Johnson when he came back to MSG a few days ago, and how my favorite player growing up, Oakley, basically had the ugliest style you can have.

Can't wait for Deadspin to anoint the third Best Recruiting Mixtape Ever next week

Agreed. Because it got picked up by Washington Post, and Deadspin riffs off of other coverage a lot, looks like the call was made that they could get a few thousand more clicks out of this.

+1

Even as a Bears fan it took me two reads to get this but now I am slain. +1

+1 and stealing to tell people in my office

+1

¡Yo soy infest-a!

This would be so much better if not for his performance