i swear to christ, i was thinking this this morning "i wish i had more opportunities to say A LIKELY STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' and lo and behold. so here i go.
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Every two/three days in the winter, every other day in the summer. (Obvious exception if I have done something to make myself stinky/dirty)
Oh shit. I thought when they said "riding the white horse" were talking about doing drugs. Maybe the 70s were a more innocent time than I've been led to believe.
You have literally just described why people get high at all. "Aware that things are terrible while simultaneously giving zero fucks" is the long, short, and only explanation.
Ok Courtney...
Ew. Seriously?
They'll fight to the death to make sure that once you're conceived you are born. But after that, BOOTSTRAPS, bitches.
Yes, but did the medical examiner *watch the tape?* Because Jojofriends did! Also, googled "asthma attack," so really, how could you possibly be more prepared to weigh in on this matter than Jojofriends is?
LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT, RIGHT?!?!?!?
OMG, that is so fucked up. It reminds me of the time I was riding the Paris metro to work early one morning and this dude sat next to me and asked me out for breakfast. I was like "umm no, it's 6am and I really just want to sit here in my pre-caffeinated grumpy haze." He got more and more agitated, started pacing…
Don't worry. I can always be hoodier. I know more than one girl/woman named Baby.
Every time the name Emma comes up, I have to tell this anecdote.
Michael Brown didn't rob a store, and if you're black then I'm the King of Norway.
This makes me very sad for a lot of reasons.
*chases down fleeing boyfriend*
But, really, it was about ethics in games journalism.
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Nothing brings us adults more joy than messing with the unsuspecting minds of toddlers! This reminds me of the baby meeting her dad's twin for the first time...
Yeah, this would've been a cuter story if the bride didn't then use it as an excuse to publically shame all her friends.