Ok...a) prenup is a freaking foreign language word to the poors because who has any assets to worry about splitting anyway...oh shot you want that '99 corolla and you have unpaid leave to get off work to take me to court for it? Have at it bro. b) I get better tax advantages as a single mom than I would with a dude…

I would love to leave...I can't afford to.

uh...your friends won't give you a ride. It's fucking winter in CHICAGO..let alone the fucksticks on the el late at night. Get new friends.

The most popular girls name where I live is decidedly "Nevaeh". Yes, that is Heaven spelled backwards. Shit, I live in the hood.

Soooo....Are we done here? Good. Get your coat and let's go.

I love this giant amazon of a woman.

I really, REALLY want to hear that long story

Awwww thank you so much, here I was nursing a Monday morning hangover but you gave me a case of the smiles....

Because most men are physically capable of easily overpowering most women.